*Film school is poison.
*Look for street superstars to be your cast.
*Your film must be made on no-budget, just sporadic money.
*Your film must be 96.5% improvised.
*The director must raise "get-by" money by finding a job that challenges their ethics.
*No HD Cameras
*The director must have a main character role in the film.
*Short films are NOT acceptable, it MUST be a feature you lazy bastards!!
*The cast must NOT know what your film is about.
*Filming must be done without any preparation or a traditional script.
*No Green Screen
*Special lighting is not acceptable.
*The director must edit the film alone.
*Mistakes are beautiful.
*Continuity is wrong.
*Bewildering, vague, self-indulgent, plot-less, risky, egotistical, limpid, raw, ugly, and imperfect are perfect.
*Technical film experience is inessential.
*Answer to one person only—yourself.